Tfw the cute grad student gives you her number but not like thatttttt

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Anonymous:
ass man or boob man?

I have a whole blog dedicated to asses.
I still like boobs quite a lot though.

Anonymous:
what do you want to do when you graduate?

I want to be a physiotherapist. I’ve been working in a clinic for a couple of years and really enjoy it

Anonymous:
Why you trying not to?

Just because of the situation with the girl

Anonymous:
crushing on anyone?

Yeah sort of, but actively trying not to.

Anonymous:
when was the last time you jerked off?

Today.

TMI Tuesday for a bit! Ask me anything you’d like

Anonymous:
snatch = vaginaaaaaaaaaaaa

Okay yeah I got that but how are you going to fix mine like I’m 95% sure I don’t even have a vagina? I have this dangly thing where mine is supposed to be

Anonymous:
I'll fix your snatch. mwuhaha.

I don’t get this joke at all.

Fixing my snatch starting today. Practicing extending into the bar on heavy pulls and whatnot. There is a bag of frozen hashbrowns down my pants

I can be a pretty terrible person but when I really actually care about someone I can do some pretty sweet and caring things.

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I feel like meteorology is slacking so much as a science.
You mean to tell me that people can fly to the moon, we have Skype and all these high tech military devices, but these people can’t tell me for sure whether or not it’s going to rain an hour from now? This is not okay.